Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid

  1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
  2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
  3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  4. A few beers short of six-pack
  5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
  7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
  8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
  9. One taco short of a combination plate
  10. A few feathers short of a whole duck
  11. All foam, no beer
  12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
  13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
  14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
  15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
  16. Too much yardage between the goalposts
  17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
  18. As smart as bait
  19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
  20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
  21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  22. Forgot to pay his brain bill
  23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
  24. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
  25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
  26. No grain in the silo
  27. Fell out of the family tree
  28. Receiver is off the hook
  29. Several nuts short of a full pouch
  30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down



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