NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
1. I can't reach my license
unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't
realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from
the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been
doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be
in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check
the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific.
The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled
me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep
up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's
how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says
"Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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