I married Miss
Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true
that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can
be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining
to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car,
the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What
happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'
Wife: Let's go
out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
How many men does
it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
Women will never
be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still
think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken
to my wife for 18 months-I don't like to interrupt her.
If a man speaks
in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he
If your ex-wife
and her lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you
go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete
until he is married. After that, he is finished.
HERE TO SEND THIS GREETING89
Anonymous ~ User Submitted