What Happens When You Fall In Love With...

A chef?

(You get buttered up.)

 

A chauffeur?

(You get taken for a ride.)

 

A gambler?

(He cheats on you.)

 

A telephone operator?

(He gives you a phone-y line.)

 

A trashman?

(He dumps you.)

 

A clockmaker?

(He two-times you.)

 

A pastry cook?

(He desserts you.)

 

A shoe salesman?

(He walks all over you.)


An elevator operator?

(He lets you down.)

 

An artist?

(He gives you the brush.)

 

A jogger?

(He gives you the run-around.)

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