What
Happens When You Fall In Love With...
A chef?

(You
get buttered up.)
A chauffeur?

(You
get taken for a ride.)
A gambler?

(He
cheats on you.)
A telephone operator?

(He
gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman?

(He
dumps you.)
A clockmaker?

(He
two-times you.)
A pastry cook?
(He
desserts you.)
A shoe salesman?

(He
walks all over you.)
An elevator operator?
 
(He
lets you down.)
An artist?

(He
gives you the brush.)
A jogger?

(He
gives you the run-around.)

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