Brush Off, Buddy!

 

M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

 

M: So, what do you do for a living?
F: I'm a female impersonator.

 

M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.

 

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.

 

M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.

 

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?

 

M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing

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