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Women are
Bright Because:
We
got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like
a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas
we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass
gas to amuse ourselves.
If
we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate
our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach
down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.
We have the ability
to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people
of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.
If we marry someone
20 years younger, we're aware that we look like
an idiot.
There are times when
chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret
piercing our ears.
We can fully assess
a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments
about how silly men are in their presence,
because they aren't listening anyway.
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