- The difference between a hissie
fit and a conniption fit.
- Pretty much how many fish make
up a mess.
- What general direction cattywumpus
- That "gimme sugar"
don't mean pass the sugar.
- When somebody's "fixin"
to do something, it won't be long.
- The difference between Yankee's
and damn Yankee's.
- How good a cold grape Nehi and
cheese crackers are at a country store.
- Knows what, "Well I Suwannee
- Ain't nobody's biscuits like
Grandma's biscuits !!
- A good dog is worth its weight
- Real gravy don't come from the
- The War of Northern Aggression
was over state rights, not slavery.
- When "by and by" is.
- How to handle their "pot
- The difference between "pert'
near" and "a right far piece".
- The differences between a redneck,
a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.
- Never to go snipe hunting twice.
- At one point learned what happens
when you swallow tobacco juice.
- Never to assume that the other
car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make
- You may wear long sleeves, but
you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.
- You should never loan your tools,
pick-up, or gun to nobody.
- A belt serves a greater purpose
than holding Daddy's pants up.
- Rocking chairs and swings are
guaranteed stress relievers.
- Rocking chairs and swings with
an old person in them are history lessons.
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