Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work

• They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

• This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

• I was working smarter - not harder.

• Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.

• I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

• This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

• I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

• I'm in the management training program.

• I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

• This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

• I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

• Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

• The coffee machine is broken....

• Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

• Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

• Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

• I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.

• The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.

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