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- You ask for high fiber
candy only.
- When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- You get winded from knocking
on the door.
- You have to have another
kid chew the candy for you.
- When the door opens you
yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
- You have to carefully
choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
- People say, "Great
Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
- You're the only Dragon
Ball Z character in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You avoid going to houses
where your ex-wives live.
- You ask to use the washroom
every two houses.
- You lose your teeth bobbing
for apples at Halloween parties.
  
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