10 Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

• Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

• Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

• You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread.

• Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

• You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

• Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

• Whoa, time out. Football is on.

• Looks like someone had an extra bowl of butch flakes this morning!

• Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

• Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
  

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