Men are Like...



they only show up when there's food on the table.



they usually run at the first sign of emotion. helmets

they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.


...government bonds

they take so long to mature.



you need them in reproduction but that's about it.


...lava lamps

fun to look at it but not all that bright. accounts

without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.


...high heels

they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


...curling irons

they're always hot and always in your hair. skirts

if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.



keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.


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