- If
no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
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If
you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other
out.
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When
eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both
eat the same amount.
-
Foods
used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake
(eaten whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
-
Cookie
pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage
causes calorie leakage.
- If
you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
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If
you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get
walked off.
-
Food
eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
- STRESSED
is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
  
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