no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other
eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both
eat the same amount.
used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake
(eaten whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage
causes calorie leakage.
you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get
eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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