Funny Bumper Stickers

Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots...
and I married their king.

The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests,
there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

I said "NO" to drugs,
but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.

HONK
If You Want To See My Finger

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit.

I wasn't born a bitch.
Men like you made me this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Who were the testers for
Preparations A through G?

Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.

5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST!
We'll stripmine the other planets later.

If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.

If you can read this
I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales!
Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over
when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government!
Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat,
I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!

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