A man was mowing his front yard when
his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house
and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked
inside, slammed it shut,
and stormed back into her house.
A little later, she came out of her
house again, went to the mailbox,
again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into
the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge
the lawn, the blonde came out
again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed
closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked
her, "Is something wrong?"
She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
telling me I have mail!"
HERE TO SEND THIS GREETING197
Author Unknown ~ User Submitted